I'm becoming ever-more foul-mouthed, and it would bother me more if there weren't so many reasons to be very, almost indescribably, angry. Anti-intellectualism has become a way of life. Anti-intellectualism goes to the core of the idea that you have to be likable and someone we'd all like to grab a beer with rather than some snooty guy who actually understands the basic principles of things like economic policy, global warming, and that pesky thing called The Constitution when running for president of the United States. And I hate it. There are some intellectuals who are elitist. There are some intellectuals who are divorced from reality. But there are just as many -if not more- people who are not intellectuals (one of whom that is coming to mind being the 43rd president of the United States) who are also divorced from reality. And now we've got McDonalds ads telling us to be less intellectual (and seeming to claim that all or most intellectual are pseudo-intellectuals any). Because apparently, being dumb and eating french fries is so much more freeing than actually contemplating global ramifications of our actions and knowing where Paraguay is -or even what Paraguay is:
Don't you know anything, Pet? Learning is for queers!
Seriously, though, that first McDonald's commercial is idiotic and offensive. I can't believe anyone in this day and age would feel the need to dress up to go to Starbucks, since their cafes are nearly as ubiquitous as McDonald's' restaurants!
I sincerely hope that people don't start taking pride in the fact that they can't point out other countries on a map. If this becomes a trend, we'll be waging war on Australia (and thinking that it's simultaneously Iran, Iraq, France, Russia, North Korea, China and every major threatening power) before you know it!
Sarah Palin is a conservative republican through and through, as evidenced here by her belief that it's more important to be committed than to be right. She really does seem to be implying in that interview that it doesn't matter whether or not Iraq had anything to do with 9/11, the important thing is that we never even consider whether or not it was a mistake. Let's help her be committed by committing her to a mental institution, shall we?
Yes yes yes yes! Being stupid isn't a good thing. Presidential candidates shouldn't have to have showdowns to see which one is more of a "regular guy", but to see which one is smarter and more qualified. After all, what are the odds that the average person on the street is going to have a chance to have a beer with one of them? You're not picking a friend, you're picking the leader of your country. The president can be as big an elitist snob as he wants, as far as I'm concerned, as long as he can do the damn job. And eff those McDonald's commercials, especially the one with them women! That just gives me one more reason never to go there.
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Don't you know anything, Pet? Learning is for queers!
Seriously, though, that first McDonald's commercial is idiotic and offensive. I can't believe anyone in this day and age would feel the need to dress up to go to Starbucks, since their cafes are nearly as ubiquitous as McDonald's' restaurants!
I sincerely hope that people don't start taking pride in the fact that they can't point out other countries on a map. If this becomes a trend, we'll be waging war on Australia (and thinking that it's simultaneously Iran, Iraq, France, Russia, North Korea, China and every major threatening power) before you know it!
Sarah Palin is a conservative republican through and through, as evidenced here by her belief that it's more important to be committed than to be right. She really does seem to be implying in that interview that it doesn't matter whether or not Iraq had anything to do with 9/11, the important thing is that we never even consider whether or not it was a mistake. Let's help her be committed by committing her to a mental institution, shall we?
Yes yes yes yes! Being stupid isn't a good thing. Presidential candidates shouldn't have to have showdowns to see which one is more of a "regular guy", but to see which one is smarter and more qualified. After all, what are the odds that the average person on the street is going to have a chance to have a beer with one of them? You're not picking a friend, you're picking the leader of your country. The president can be as big an elitist snob as he wants, as far as I'm concerned, as long as he can do the damn job.
And eff those McDonald's commercials, especially the one with them women! That just gives me one more reason never to go there.
"Let's help her be committed by committing her to a mental institution, shall we?"
Oh, I wish!
"And eff those McDonald's commercials, especially the one with them women! That just gives me one more reason never to go there."
Exactly.
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