Also, we're obsessing over cookie recipes as an issue in a presidential election? Really? It is now obvious why Hillary lost the primary: she doesn't have a wife to show up on The View or contribute recipes for sweets to national magazines. That, my friends, is the true test of a candidate's character; not his policies, but his wife's ability to fit the feminine mold and show off those toned arms and oatmeal butterscotch cookie recipes.
By the way, Jon Stewart is hilarious as usual.